I started this as a way to voice my heinous opinions about the world.
What you won't see:
Anything political (unless it has to do with a major election or money. Or gay rights. I really don't have an opinion on anything else.)
Anything school related (because I'm not in college. I tried. I really did. It didn't work out.)
Apologies.
What you will see:
The moronic shit I do.
Moronic shit my dog does.
Moronic shit the Yeti does.
Moronic shit my family does.
Moronic shit my friends do.
Moronic shit random people do.
A LOT of swearing. (No, really, I swear like an old sailor. If you don't like it, tough shit.)
Things that are probably only funny to me.
Stories about my frequent epic fails.
Attacks on spelling and grammar.
Oddly phrased words. I like to call Facebook "The book of faces."
Posts related to drinking.
A LOT of ranting.
Attacks on traditions.
Bad drawings done in MS Paint and/or Photoshop.
Who I am:
Unemployed.
Bored.
A really bad artist.
Bad at HTML.
A major cunt.
Socially awkward.
A grammarian (Grammar Nazi)
Annoying.
Forgetful (despite my eidetic memory.)
Did I forget anything? Wanna know more? Eh, I'll give you my email when I feel like it.
